Because Veronica Belmont Is A Song?

(Photo from lanbui’s flickr)
Ah, the weirdness of the internet. It’s strange how you can be an online star so easily these days. But then again, it’s Veronica, so I guess it’s only a matter of time before someone takes his crush on her and makes it into a song.
From her blog:
A few weeks ago I received an email from the girlfriend of a member of the band, The Carps. In the letter, she told me that they had written a song called “Veronica Belmont,” and that it was based on Internet culture and feeling like you know the people you meet online. She linked me to their MySpace page, and there it was! It’s a fun song, and some of the lyrics definitely made me chuckle:
Dark light as we expire,
But go ahead, just dance, dance, danceHe pwned in that disco,
When they played chocolate rain, rain, rain.
You can download the track from RCRD LBL here. PS: Not exactly Top Ten material.